Chronically Under-Caffeinated Catheterized T-Shirt

Made to fit a range of bodies, this tee comes in extended sizes and many muted, garment-dyed colors that deepen with every wash. The heavyweight fabric and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean it keeps its structure while softening over time. Wear it layered under a flannel for appointment days or alone on a quiet afternoon — it says what you live without shouting.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a soft garment-dyed finish

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that softens with wear

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette

- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk fabric

- Available S–4XL (select partners) and offered in 62 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean